When Peter receives tickets to a boxing match as a birthday gift, he volunteers Lois to compete. To everyone’s surprise, Lois dominates in the ring, and Peter decides to become her fight promoter.

Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.

Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, so that Stewie can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, so that Stewie can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step programme to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

On the search to find a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old friend of Herbert’s.

Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil.

Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house.

When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favourite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out.

When Mayor West marries Lois' sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin's house to be one big "happy" family.

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris, but Bonnie crosses the line in the City of Love. Meanwhile, Peter home schools Chris and Meg using some unorthodox teaching methods.

The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.

The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities.

When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his innocent - well, somewhat innocent - daughter and his creepy friend.

Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home, causing Peter to continually injure himself on the new one and decide to live upstairs full-time.

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures.

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

When Peter's favourite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. A third one views the world from Stewie's POV.

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand with his attractive new partner in order to even the score with Bonnie for her own indiscretions. But when Bonnie finds out and threatens divorce, Lois insists that Peter get them back together.

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.

When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.

When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.

When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.

Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.

The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.

Stewie's teleportation machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Celine Dion concert.

When Chris make the acquaintance of the daughter of the owner of the Barrington Country Club, the Griffins are introduced to the new club lifestyle much to the chagrin of Carter. Carter eventually gets kicked out of Barrington and Peter agrees to help him get back in.

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave.

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.

When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad.

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn. Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign.

Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam.

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Peter and the Griffins end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously at first....but will it stay that way?

The Griffins and the Simpsons have been getting on famously, but all that is about to change when Peter and Homer get into a disagreement over which beer is better, Pawtucket Ale or Duff.

Peter helps Joe realise his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner's high for the first time.

Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things go awry when Peter comes up with a new way to get more customers. Meanwhile, when Stewie has trouble sleeping, Brian gives him some cough syrup.....but Stewie becomes addicted to the stuff.

Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things go awry when Peter comes up with a new way to get more customers. Meanwhile, when Stewie has trouble sleeping, Brian gives him some cough syrup.....but Stewie becomes addicted to the stuff.

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which subsequently gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

During a drunken night of eating, Peter and Brian eat the Thanksgiving turkey….so they are forced to go out in search of another bird. Meanwhile, in Peter's absence, Chris decides to become the man of the house.

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

Meg convinces Brian to take the SATs for her, but when he tests poorly, everyone starts to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. Subsequently, Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modelling....the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of pre-school, Brian accompanies him on an open-road adventure.

Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger alter-ego. Peter aka Justin then throws a party, during which Quagmire gets himself in trouble with his mother.

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighbourhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend....but also sees it as a potential opportunity.

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby....or seven....by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly gets frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret.

Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realises he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to "roast" him. Lois, familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers she's right.

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mum and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counselling retreat. Meanwhile back at home, Carter is flustered by the fact that the kids would rather play electronic games than ones that require good old-fashioned participation.

Stewie is given drugs for his ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) and Brian uses them to pen an epic 2000-page pitch to Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter engage in an Iron Chef-style competition.

For Father's Day, the guys locate Joe's estranged dad, but circumstances lead to Peter having to pretend to be Joe. Meanwhile Stewie's doctor tells him that he'll never grow above 5ft, so he starts hanging out with Tom Cruise to discover how it feels to be a short.

After an argument over stand-up comedy, Stewie builds himself a robot friend to make Brian jealous. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

Looking for horror movie ideas, the guys visit an abandoned asylum - but instead of finding inspiration, they wind up accidentally killing a man they mistakenly believe is holding them hostage. Meanwhile, an annoyed Stewie sets about destroying Brian's glasses.

On returning to his mother's house, Peter finds a “to Peter from Peter” tape and realises that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, he then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

When Peter's estranged sister, Karen, who is a wrestler, comes to visit for Thanksgiving, it quickly becomes clear that Karen is a bully who treats Peter the same way he treats Meg - so Peter decides to become a female wrestler in order to defeat his sister in the ring.

Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but as he airs the revelation, he accidentally pocket dials Peter....who is furious - so Brian steps in to try and fix the situation.

When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family's new dog.

While participating in a newly formed neighbourhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover. Meanwhile, Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial and starts earning money for the family.

While Lois and her mother are away at the spa, Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money. Meanwhile, Brian is interested in Meg's friend, Patty.

When Peter overloads his phone with apps, he gets a new one and gives the old one to Chris. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie join a tennis club.

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian is the only one eligible to buy alcohol because, in dog years, his age qualifies him.

Peter turns the attic into his own personal man cave, whilst Stewie sends Brian into his subconscious to help him deal with his first nightmare.

Meg gets a job at a retirement community and begins stealing from the residents, and when Chris gets wind of her misdeeds he wants her to share the loot, but after they finally get caught the punishment is worse than they could ever have imagined.

An old flame returns to Peter's life when Lois finds a dead letter whilst working at her new job as a postal worker. Meanwhile, Stewie goes to a new pre-school and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.

Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

Chris is surprisingly elected homecoming king, but Meg learns the cool clique plan to prank him during the upcoming ceremony. Meanwhile, the guys seek a replacement for Cleveland when he begins hanging out with Jerome the bartender.

Brian falls for a technical-support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe takes Peter to bingo night, where he becomes the centre of attention, so Lois steps in to help Joe reclaim top spot with the group.

Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life.

Brian and Lois decide it’s time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son’s baseball games.

Quagmire takes a job as a gigolo after the airline pilots go on strike, and asks for Peter's help collecting his fees when clients begin to stiff him for payment. Meanwhile, Brian gets booted from Peter's health insurance and takes a job at a hardware store.

Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up pitching his very own new series.

Chris posts an online video inviting Taylor Swift to his homecoming dance and she agrees to go, but when she begins to fall for him, her music suffers. Meanwhile, Peter switches jobs and becomes an Uber driver.

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Peter and Lois decide the only way to "save" Stewie from autism is to NOT vaccinate him, and then they try to convince the rest of the town to do the same. However, Sean Penn (guest-voicing as himself) has a plan to save the day.

An anthology episode features the cast re-enacting three classic novels that are standards of high-school English curricula: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favourite films.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father.

Carter decides on some dubious cost-cutting measures after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, but Peter overhears the scheme and tips off an investigative reporter. Meanwhile, after his license expires, Brian enlists Stewie as a driving instructor.

Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realizes just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become Christmas office-party crashers.

A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.

Quagmire lands free tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his piloting skills after the plane is hijacked on the flight home.

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a competition in which the winner gets to breed her.

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys.

Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins. Stewie begins beekeeping and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.

When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a Dj. Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.

Stewie gets sent to see Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, the school's child psychologist, after pushing one of his classmates.

Stewie gets sent to see Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, the school's child psychologist, after pushing one of his classmates.

Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet. Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog.

Quagmire's discovery of a dating app results in Peter, Joe and Cleveland having to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism.

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market. Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

Peter becomes upset after he helps out Joe with several crime cases and Joe takes all the credit.

In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods.

A look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents.

Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp and Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him.

Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

To help promote the brewery, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle. His methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it.

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids. Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

Stewie quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he isn't invited to his birthday party.

After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin.

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg.

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor.

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House press secretary.

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot clone as a living biography.

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson.

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter.

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to Garbage Island, a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea, in search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle.

The family tries to stop hoarding.

Meg becomes famous on social media for eating disgusting food, but develops diabetes.

The high school is renamed in honour of Mayor Adam West.

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.

When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it.

Lois gets a job teaching music at Chris and Meg's school after learning the students were being taught by a bird. Connie D'Amico decides to bully Lois who in turn threatens Connie publicly. When Connie is apparently murdered, Lois Griffin gets thrown into prison.

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her.

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

Stewie's future life could not be going any better - living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man - until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby.

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. After Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys. Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbour … who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

The Griffins tell "Family Guy" versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies".

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighbourhood.

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realises Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".