Still living at home with his eccentric family, Patrick hosts a show based around his ever-changing whims.
S1 E1: Late for Breakfast/Bummer Jobs
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast. Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
S1 E2: Stair Wars/Enemies a la Mode
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict. The members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.
S1 E3: Lost in Couch/Pat-a-thon
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down. Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails who can't dance.
S1 E4: The Yard Sale
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
S1 E5: Squidina's Little Helper/I Smell a Pat
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
S1 E6: Gas Station Vacation/Bunny the Barbarian
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort. Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
S1 E9: To Dad and Back/Survivoring
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works. Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
S1 E11: X Marks the Pot/Patrick’s Alley
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it. The Patrick Show re-brands for a younger audience.
S2 E1: The Patrick Show Cashes In / The Star Games
In this ad-packed variety episode, The Patrick Show sells merchandise in order to fund its second season. Patrick forces his entire family to participate in a series of different game show challenges.
S2 E2: Super Stars / Now Museum, Now You Don't
In an alternate universe, the Star family is a team of superheroes, or at least they think they are. Cecil works a new temp job as a security guard at Lady Upturn's art museum.
S2 E3: 10 and 1 Toilets / Family Plotz
The Star family's pet toilet Tinkle has eleven toilet puppies. Mistaking it for the local park, the Star family splits up at a cemetery to enjoy their favorite picnic activities.
S2 E4: The Wrath of Shmandor / There Goes the Neighborhoo
The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick Star. Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors.
S2 E5: Movie Stars / Dr. Smart Science
Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater to watch a new premiere. With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show.
S1 E7: The Haunting of Star House/Who’s a Big Boy?
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for. Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
S1 E8: Terror at 20,000 Leagues
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
S1 E10: Just in Time for Christmas/Heritage Festival
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family. The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
S1 E12: Pearl Wants to Be a Star/Super Sitters
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show. Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
S1 E13: Nitwit Neighborhood News/MidSeason Finale
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom. // The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
S1 E14: Shrinking Stars/FitzPatrick
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller. / Patrick’s evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick’ reputation.
S1 E15: The Uncredible Journey/Host-a-Palooza
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake. / Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
S1 E16: Backpay Payback/House Hunting
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil. / The Star family house runs away from home.
S1 E17: The Drooling Fool/Patrick’s Got A Zoo Loose
Patrick’s uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth. / A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
S1 E18: The Patterfly Effect/A Space Affair to Remember
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum. / While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
S1 E19: Home Ecch/Fun and Done
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class. / Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child’s imagination.
S1 E20: The Lil' Patscals/The Pre-Historic Patrick
Patrick learns what GrandPat’s childhood was like./Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.
S1 E21: The Patrick Show Sells Out/Neptune's Ball
The Patrick Show gets competing sponsors. The star family visits King Neptune's palace.
S1 E22: Dad's Stache Stash / A Root Galoot
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection. The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
S1 E23: The Starry Awards / Biorpsgiving
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
S1 E24: Stuntin' / Olly Olly Organ Free
Patrick gets a stunt double.Patrick's organs leave his body in protest.
S1 E25: Which Witch is Which? / Get Off My Lawnie
Bunny's mother visits from the old country.Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
S1 E26: Bubble Bass Reviews / Patrick's Prison Pals
Bubble Bass reviews The Patrick Show.Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid To Work Day".