Johnny and Moira feign poverty in an attempt to get a deal on a used car while David helps Stevie lay her great-aunt to rest.

When Trey's high profile gets him out of a speeding ticket, Julia and Jim worry about the message it sends to their children, causing Trey to try to get another ticket on purpose.

Ned chases a story about a local scammer operating through a dating app and realizes he may already have the scoop when he learns Esmeralda was one of his victims; Nicole is full of vengeful glee.

Alan's advice to Chelsea to get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out. However, staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Having set a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

Chaos ensues on Mike & Molly's wedding day.

Mike is inspired by their honeymoon to change his life and travel the world, while Molly worries how their friends and family managed without them.

Mike & Molly take care of Vince when he throws out his back.

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras when they arrive on a movie set in Texas. Back at home, Han and Oleg try their hand at construction after they fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

The guys are concerned as Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship.

An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's comes to light, while Sheldon and Raj have a small war at work.

When Monica's credit card is stolen she ends up making friends with the thief. Ross discovers Marcel has reached sexual maturity and needs to be with his own kind, so he tries to get him into the "Harvard" of all zoos.

After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals he's a high school senior. Rachel has erotic dreams about Joey & Chandler. Whilst temping, Phoebe discovers no one at Chandler's office likes him anymore.

Carol goes into labour and Ross and Susan can't stop bickering over who gets to help more. Rachel flirts with an OB/GYN who has a love-hate relationship with women's private parts and Joey ends up assisting a birth.

During Rachel's birthday party, and while Ross is in China, Chandler lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. Joey's girlfriend wants to sleep with him but his participation in a fertility study is preventing this.

Chaos ensues on Mike & Molly's wedding day.

Mike is inspired by their honeymoon to change his life and travel the world, while Molly worries how their friends and family managed without them.

Mike & Molly take care of Vince when he throws out his back.

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras when they arrive on a movie set in Texas. Back at home, Han and Oleg try their hand at construction after they fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

The guys are concerned as Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship.

An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's comes to light, while Sheldon and Raj have a small war at work.

When Monica's credit card is stolen she ends up making friends with the thief. Ross discovers Marcel has reached sexual maturity and needs to be with his own kind, so he tries to get him into the "Harvard" of all zoos.

After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals he's a high school senior. Rachel has erotic dreams about Joey & Chandler. Whilst temping, Phoebe discovers no one at Chandler's office likes him anymore.

Carol goes into labour and Ross and Susan can't stop bickering over who gets to help more. Rachel flirts with an OB/GYN who has a love-hate relationship with women's private parts and Joey ends up assisting a birth.

During Rachel's birthday party, and while Ross is in China, Chandler lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. Joey's girlfriend wants to sleep with him but his participation in a fertility study is preventing this.

Molly's upset that all her wedding pictures look terrible.

Mike & Molly start trying for a baby.

Mike is put in an uncomfortable situation when his mom starts dating his boss.

Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also with the contractor on the job. Meanwhile, Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital, and Sophie joins a mothers group that cares more about partying.

Caroline is excited to go on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous when she realises Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

As Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby, she decides to spice things up by taking a burlesque class accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to abstain from sex after her breakup with Randy. Also, Max decides to go golfing with Han.

Leonard realizes he’s the only one without a girlfriend, while Sheldon wants to get rid of his.

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

Sheldon's answers during an FBI interview put Wolowitz's security clearance in jeopardy.

Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with his new girlfriend, Julie. Desperate and upset, Rachel spends the night with her old lover, Paulo, the Italian stud.

The guys are uncomfortable with Carol breastfeed and Rachel is uncomfortable with Monica's growing friendship with Julie. Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer for the affections of a beautiful colleague.

After Mr. Heckles dies, leaving all his belongings to Monica & Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between the late eccentric man and his own life. Ross & Phoebe have a dispute over the progress of evolution.

The gang is amazed to learn Phoebe married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing he and Julie have yet to consummate their relationship.

Carpet salesman Glen faces chaos when his estranged brother Lee turns up unexpectedly and starts to disrupt his ideal suburban life.

Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate stays at the house to recover from a breakup but it would seem everyone at the house wants a piece of her.

Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks he has.

Johnny and Moira become concerned about the future of the motel while David panics in anticipation of having to re-take his driving test.

Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also with the contractor on the job. Meanwhile, Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital, and Sophie joins a mothers group that cares more about partying.

Caroline is excited to go on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous when she realises Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

As Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby, she decides to spice things up by taking a burlesque class accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to abstain from sex after her breakup with Randy. Also, Max decides to go golfing with Han.

Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with his new girlfriend, Julie. Desperate and upset, Rachel spends the night with her old lover, Paulo, the Italian stud.

The guys are uncomfortable with Carol breastfeed and Rachel is uncomfortable with Monica's growing friendship with Julie. Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer for the affections of a beautiful colleague.

After Mr. Heckles dies, leaving all his belongings to Monica & Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between the late eccentric man and his own life. Ross & Phoebe have a dispute over the progress of evolution.

The gang is amazed to learn Phoebe married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing he and Julie have yet to consummate their relationship.

Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate stays at the house to recover from a breakup but it would seem everyone at the house wants a piece of her.

Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks he has.