He’s a sometimes-employed construction worker. She’s an independent-minded teacher. The last thing either of them need is each other — but when they meet one afternoon in Brooklyn, there can be no walking away.

Jacqueline meets a surly fellow actress, Suzanne.

Eric and Phil Yagota try to convince Drama to work on a sitcom whilst Turtle gains an unlikely partner in a new business venture. Elsewhere, Ari and Barbara Miller clash over giving Lizzie a promotion.

Drama asks advice from Bob Saget after a disastrous meeting with John Stamos, and Turtle is sceptical when Alex proposes a new business deal. All the while, Eric and Scott try to keep their new business moving forward.

Anthony Jeselnik, Whitney Cummings, Jim Florentine, Artie Lange

Jim Jefferies, Kevin Shea, Andrew Dice Clay

Bill seeks clarity after experiencing some unsettling dreams. Later, on a hunting trip with Ben, he gets the answer for which he's been searching. In addition, the family has its hands full during a lunar eclipse.

Eric and Phil Yagota try to convince Drama to work on a sitcom whilst Turtle gains an unlikely partner in a new business venture. Elsewhere, Ari and Barbara Miller clash over giving Lizzie a promotion.

Drama asks advice from Bob Saget after a disastrous meeting with John Stamos, and Turtle is sceptical when Alex proposes a new business deal. All the while, Eric and Scott try to keep their new business moving forward.

Anthony Jeselnik, Whitney Cummings, Jim Florentine, Artie Lange

Jim Jefferies, Kevin Shea, Andrew Dice Clay

As Ben searches for the next link, Justin tends to his flock. Sofie refuses to read Ben's tarot but the cards have an agenda of their own. Dolan grills another arson witness. Ruthie is visited by a mysterious shadow. Stumpy peddles the girls to a barely legal audience.

A judge's ultimatum gives hopes to LaDonna whilst Albert makes a stand and pays the price.

Nicki plans an extravagant birthday party for her son Wayne, much to Bill's chagrin. Bill meanwhile installs a perimeter of defence around his home while Barb tries to keep the family's secret hidden from their neighbours.

Bill seeks clarity after experiencing some unsettling dreams. Later, on a hunting trip with Ben, he gets the answer for which he's been searching. In addition, the family has its hands full during a lunar eclipse.

Tony's feud with Ralphie escalates when Ralphie is passed over for promotion. Meadow and Jackie grow closer, while the Soprano crew loses a member in an unexpected fashion. Tony strikes up a relationship with one of Melfi's other patients.

Tony's relationship with Gloria heats up when they pay a visit to the Bronx Zoo. A.J. is busted for vandalising his school, while Christopher gives Adriana the gift of a nightclub. Jackie Jr. tries to break into his late father's business despite Tony's discouragement.

A Match Made In Heaven

A dying widow plays matchmaker to her 32-year-old unmarried son and sets him up with a nurse that she meets.

Jacqueline meets a surly fellow actress, Suzanne.

Comics: Tony Rock, Sommore, Capone.

Ari tries to make deals with several high-profile celebrities to protect himself against Lizzie's plans. Vince meets porn star Sasha Grey and introduces her to Stan Lee. Drama has to compete for work against Bob Saget.

Ari clashes with an old foe over the Lizzie Grant situation. Vince's erratic behaviour intensifies and a familiar face returns to make a peace offering to E and Drama.

Geoff Keith, Sean Rouse, Louis Katz, Bill Burr

Joe DeRosa, Ari Shaffir, Russ Meneve, Patrice O'Neal

One of Ben's relatives reveals to him dark secrets. Balthus bears witness to more of Justin's abuse of power. Iris beseeches Justin not to keep secrets, as she protects her own. Ruthie continues to see visions, and Libby dances around the tension with Jones.

Bill and Barb's behaviour arouses Nicki's suspicions. Meanwhile, Bill and Don get dirt on Roman after placing an anonymous call to Attorney General's "Polygamy Czar". Margene embraces the friendship of her neighbour Pam, raising concerns from the other wives.

Bill heads to Juniper Creek to attend the funeral of his father's first wife, and to make Roman a settlement proposal he may or may not be able to refuse. Lois sees Roberta's demise as an opportunity to rise to First Wife, and Barb bails Nicki out of a jam at Home Plus.

Tony and Furio retaliate against the Russian who beat Janice. Memories of Big Pussy haunt Tony, Sylvio and Paulie as they try to find a new Santa Claus for the neighbourhood children. Tony smacks Jackie around after he catches him cheating on Meadow and carrying a gun.

While on a collection errand, Paulie and Christopher find themselves thrust into a deadly chase with a Russian in the frigid woods of South Jersey. Tony is caught between business, family obligations and Gloria's temper when he must deal with the crisis.

Protesters; Anne Frank's house; doppelgangers; food-fights battle evil.

Albert is sent a message by the NOPD. Sonny leaves Annie to her own devices; LaDonna puts her bad news on hold and the Bernettes make a Mardi Gras appearance, though Creighton's heart isn't really in it.